December 2009
35 posts
don’t tell me what to do because i’m a spoiled little brat and if you say something that i think would hurt a normal person’s feelings, i might act like my feelings are hurt and i’ll threaten to not be your friend anymore and you’ll be sad, but if you decide to not be my friend, i’ll just be angry and say fuck you, you’re an asshole anyway and then you...
You will find no regrets here, young human.
A philosophy I’ve practiced for some time:
I never write anything without being prepared for the entire world to read it.
I believe I speak truth, or my version of it
and, even if falsehoods exist in a surface sort of way,
I believe they somehow are still along the path toward peace.
So copy and paste,
just don’t be sloppy and waste.. . . .your life.
” He’s your maker, isn’t he? “
” Don’t use words you don’t understand.”
” I mean, you love him, don’t you?”
” Don’t use words I don’t understand “
-Trueblood
anti-suicide commitee
” What do you think?”
” I think we should shoot them in the neck with a tranquilizer dart and they wake up in the psychiatric wing, strapped to a table and heavily drugged for a few weeks before beginning intense psychotherapy.”
” Hmmm, I think we’ll just let God take care of this one.”
” Yeah, well, maybe God sent me to tell you this.”
freedom truth freedom truth freedom truth
we must free ourselves from the lies that control us
truth gently whispers from behind the battle that fills the air with fires of red and the screams of the falling
angels of truth sent from the center
stopped in their tracks
by the great wave of the demons of lies
a constant churning explosion of radiance with void
with occasional whisps of the angels that slip past the front lines
we...
I like to start the morning with a steaming cup of...
” Hey, good morning, what are you doing?”
” Good morning.”
” So, what are you doing?”
” I don’t know.”
” What do you mean you don’t know? It looks like you’re sitting there writing in your little book.”
” Oh, I thought you meant what was I doing that wasn’t blatantly obvious to anyone that wasn’t...
Truth
is a rare delicacy.
Many believe it is a fictional food of the gods.
Few are brave enough to give it a try.
Those who do usually, at first, find it a taste to be aquired.
Once aquired, the palate will never be satisfied without it and the soul will never
relinquish it without a fight to the death.
Truth is my favorite comedy style.
Truth is ingenious.
degrees of freedom
1. Heard the word before, but that’s about it.
2. Appreciate vicariously through free people you know.
3. A fleeting taste, like seeing a trailer of a movie you’d like to see.
4. Begin to believe and understand, having read the first chapter of the book.
5. Bathing in it until your skin wrinkles and it soaks through, becoming a permanent
part of everything about you.
be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind fuck off!! be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind die!! be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind grrrr be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind be kind hi be kind you be kind look be kind nice be kind today…. whew, that is not easy stuff.
think I'll eat some fish and go to bed because...
Many mental illnesses are recognized as a problem with brain chemistry, and therefore treated chemically with medication. But behavior also alters brain chemistry. Several primitive habits, researchers have found, may check the stress response and prevent it from making our brains sick. A program developed by Ilardi and colleagues — that helps individuals adopt the habits of cool, collected...
Another episode of "Captain Celibacy and Lucy...
” Good morning. So what have you been up to? What have you been doing at night lately?”
” Oh, not much really. Last night I hung out with my daughter and watched the new star trek movie.”
” Oh, yeah, was that fun?”.
” Yeah…. Okay, what did you do last night?”
” Fucked “
” Well, congratulations on finding someone...
“There are so many hammocks to catch you if you fall, so many laws to keep you...”
– ~ Henry Rollins (via gatekeeper) oh Henry, I need to hear your spoken word again (via beautifullyflawed)
Wow.
Something something something dark side. Something...
Some people like cold weather? Well, some people...
When I’m in cold weather, I feel like I’m being attacked by the atmosphere itself.
I slash my knife in the air and shoot my gun all directions, yet it persists in it’s
bloodthirsty frenzy of body and soul thievery. You may have won this time, cold!
But I’m going to kill you!!! Do you hear me?!!! I’m going to kill you!!!!
Reblog with your favorite thing to do Christmas...
ahazygirl:
audl:
Riding around, seeing all the Christmas lights on houses.
That’s my favorite, too! Every year, we pile in the car and drive out to the neighborhoods with the HUGE houses just to gawk at their lights.
-downtown Rochester, MI. I drive up and down Main Street for hours, because all the businesses put lights on their stores.
Whiskey and egg nog, fire in the fireplace...
Okay, damnit, that's it,
one of these days I’m just gonna pick a personality and stick with that one.
Think I'll follow my mother's advice
and find me a nice, young, quiet, athiest, racist girl. jk
I don't watch or read the news.
So, in my little world, noone has been murdered, noone has been kidnapped, there are no new celebrities and the weather is always a surprise.
I've been cold all day.
My workplace has no heat.
I bought a space heater from walmart,
but it puts off about as much heat
as a twenty year old’s birthday cake.
Now I’m going home to lay in a hot bath. Nothing will stand in my way.
I feel like screaming at the top of my lungs
beautifullyflawed:
until my voice is gone and my throat gets bloody. I feel like ripping at my stupid work clothes and laying somewhere at the park. I feel like pounding the ground until my aching hands hurt and I feel alive!!!!!!!!!!! I feel fucking crazy. Sometimes it just all builds up. Release. Inner peace. Sometimes I am okay with not looking at the bright side. I am human. I have flaws. I...
Lightning was struck by Chuck Norris.
“being a housewife makes for loss of work attire. being a housewife makes for...”
– (via heartfeltblessings)
Loved. Printed. Held to my heart.
Fall in love with yourself.
Might I recommend taking the concept of loving thyself a little further.
What would happen if you put yourself above all things
Held yourself lovingly try it give yourself a big hug and keep on holding past
the point of it becoming awkward, keep on holding…
Kiss yourself in the mirror. I tried to kiss myself on the cheek in the mirror, but
quickly found one can only kiss...
Why can't Chuck Norris play golf?
Because dust doesn’t fly very good at all.
One downside to not smoking weed during the day
is I get less exercise.
When I’m stoned during the day, I walk about four extra miles because I keep forgetting what the hell I was doing.