Bliss is available only through ignorance. Seeing the world as it truly is never leads to happiness. Accurate reality perceptions lead directly to being a cynical asshole. If you are happy, then you are blind, and that’s okay. I wouldn’t have you any other way. I opened the box of secrets, and now I have it wrapped once again in it’s locks, preparing to drop it over into the depths. Don’t choose knowledge over happiness, there’s no going back.

Oh, and sales rallies were the worst. What a nightmare. Those things never did a single thing for me except piss me off. It was nothing but, ” Hey look at me, I’m standing up in front of everyone. And I can talk. Listen. Do you hear the sounds coming out of my skull? Well listen to it for hours. And hours. Hey, other people can make sounds come out of their skulls, too. We’ll listen to all the people make sounds come out of their skulls…”. In no portion of any instant did any sales rally ever do anything but irritate the shit out of me. Several of my friends are at sales rallies right now. Hi!

I wish sales didn’t involve talking to people. They always want you to look at them while they’re talking. And then they expect you to be listening to what they’re saying. And as if that wasn’t enough, they expect you to say something in response to what they said. It’s like, hey I get it, you can speak a language, get over it.

Snow, snow, where did you go?
The last two years were oh so snow!
Where did you go oh snow oh snow?
Where did you go oh snow!