If two tribes of monkeys live near each other, and one tribe likes to murder, and the other tribe does not, guess what. Natural selection has no mercy. Murder trumps core values, intelligence and grace. If you are not prepared to kill, then you should prepare for death. For it is with most certainty a tribe of murderous monkeys will attack eventually.

Imagine a world where the only religion is Muslim. AAAAAAAAAA!
I guess they wouldn’t have anyone left to kill, and then they wouldn’t seem so bad, right? Ooh, but they’d take away my cigarettes and guns, and make me marry five virgins. Damn. Hmmm. Actually I have to categorize the concept with the millenium bug and us all dying this December. But if we survive this December, you bet I’ll be building me an anti-muslim bunker. Aww, c’mon, if it ever did happen, it’ll be like a hundred years from now, and who cares about then?

Why do the atheists always give the christians a hard time? The atheists think christians are stupid, as if intelligence has anything to do with religious beliefs. Intelligence isn’t in any way a factor that determines one’s religious beliefs. And the christians think atheists are evil or lost or blind, as though people choose their religion. No one chooses a belief. You can’t choose to believe the moon is made of blue cheese. A person controls their beliefs like they control what eye color they were born with, so it doesn’t matter. I don’t think it’s polite to tell someone they are stupid. I don’t think it’s polite to tell someone they are immoral and are going to hell. The conversation is pointless, and everyone should just try to get along and not even ask what each other’s religious beliefs are. We might as well judge each other by skin color or sexual preference. That always works.

God believes in freedom of speech. And he thinks I’m funny. I think I’m funny, too. And that’s enough for me.

It’s not considered cheating if I knock you out first.

To limit clutter at my workplace, I have decided to limit the amount of hobbies I keep here to four. That means I need to take six hobbies back to the house.