What is this condition I have in which I seem quite UNOFFENDABLE. I can’t imagine any written word that would make me mad. Of course aside from someone making threats to me or my kids. Besides that, I can’t imagine anything anyone could ever post on a public forum that would truly make me mad. Is this normal? Is my brain missing a part? I think it would be funny if I became a serial priest raper. I mean seriously, wouldn’t it be funny if on the news they were reporting, ” Three more priests were raped last night bringing the total to two hundred and four within a two month period. Local authorities are stumped, and have warned all priests to hide secretly anywhere but their normal dwellings, as the suspect is apparently an expert at breaking and entering. While federal authorities have yet to become involved, one federal forensics expert expresses bafflement by the crimes appearing to be carried out by an individual working alone, releasing this statement, ’ The individual we are looking for is able to cover long distances in short time, is able to subdue up to three adults at one time, enjoys extracting the maximum amount of fear from his victims, and utilizes many various torture techniques, always including rape.’. Gee wiz, Tom, sounds like the police are no closer than they were two months ago. That’s right Sue, sounds like this guy has some real Father issues.”. If someone steals my idea, I will totally kick your car door and put a big dent in it.